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Hey everyone. Been a while since I updated. So my last post was about how I got my wisdom teeth out. I have since fully recovered. I also believe I mentioned a weekly update, but of course that never happened. I'm working on getting in a routine of this but I keep forgetting. I've had so many failed projects that Idk what to do with them. I think the problem is I have so many ideas but not enough time to do them all, and that causes months to go by without any progress made. It's what happened with Unnatural . That project fell through pretty fast, because I just couldn't figure out how to fix the story. To be fair, I wrote the stories that the Wattpad books were based on when I was in like fourth grade until like sixth grade, so my writing wasn't exactly good then. It's much better now, but Idk how to fix the story so that it isn't laughably bad. I need someone to help me write it. The  Les Mis Plush movie will likely never happen. Either that, or it won...

So it's been a while since I've written in this blog. I'm currently sitting on my living room couch, with my dog, King, writing on my laptop while watching The Big Bang Theory . Why am I doing this instead of being at school as a seventeen-year-old young man? Well, today, I had my wisdom teeth out. It's not like the stories you hear where you get laughing gas, say stupid things, admit embarrassing secrets, and your family records you. No. I was in the operating room for what felt like five or ten minutes, but was really more like an hour or two. The anesthesia they gave me was through an IV, which unlike my previous surgery to remove my appendix in the fourth grade, which was through a mask and took seconds, took minutes. It also felt like I had not even gone unconscious at all, while with the previous anesthesia, I slowly went to sleep, saw black for a few seconds, and then slowly woke up. This time, I was talking to the doctors about the surgery, and then I was talkin...

So my last post was about Unnatural: The Movie  and what's gonna happen with that. Well I'm here to say: screw that, I'm working on other things. In all honesty, I got so kept up in other projects that Unnatural  just kind of fell behind. I might continue it. Maybe not. I want to, but I'm not sure how. Anyway, if you follow my Instagram or the Zaxiom Prod. Instagram, you'd probably know that I recently announced SMZ Presents: Les Miserables Plush , or simply Les Mis Plush . It's a Mario plush comedic retelling of the musical Les Miserables , itself based on the novel of the same name by Victor Hugo. I am currently in the process of casting it, so I'd probably expect it later this year to early next year. I am also working on another project which I haven't announced yet. Nobody really reads this blog, so I'm not gonna bother announcing it here. I'll announce it later on when it's ready.  But that's why I haven't been working on Unnatu...

Why haven't I posted here since April? Well, its because I have nothing to post. I can't exactly reveal project details here yet because none of them are at that stage yet. I can't post short stories because I haven't written anything. And I can't post movie reviews because nobody reads them. To sum it up, I've got nothing to post. So I don't post. Maybe one day, I'll post more. But not today. That being said, I do have one project being worked on that I can share a little bit about. That being Unnatural: The Movie . The movie, based on some Wattpad stories I wrote years ago, which in turn are based on stories that I attempted to write in my youth, is a multiverse war film that tells the story of Daylon and Zach, named after my old friend and myself, respectively, who get caught up in a war with alternate-universe humans who are intent on conquering our Earth. The story's details have been lengthened, however, and the two, intended to be three, books...

Hey guys! So last night I kinda, maybe, mighta learned how to become a billionaire from someone who… isn’t even a billionaire. But regardless, I learned how to do it. So today, I’m gonna give a spoiler-free review of the show, because, well, due to the fact that Tommy couldn’t talk about everything that happened on YouTube, I doubt I can. But I’ll try to do it justice. So the show in question that I am reviewing today is TommyInnit: How To Be A Billionaire , as the title of this video tells you. God, where do I even begin? As a fan of Tommy since like… I wanna say late 2020, early 2021 maybe? Point is, I’ve been a fan of Tommy since a while ago, and seeing him come from being an annoying-at-first kid in his bedroom playing Minecraft, to a come dian going on a tour around America feels kind of unreal. I can’t imagine how unreal it feels for him. I’ve got to say, he’s even funnier in person than he is behind a camera. I remember I used to laugh hysterically when he swore at BadBoyHalo, w...

So, you want to start reading books but don't know what to read or get into? Well, today I felt that I owed my dear readers a post after not posting here for like more than a week, so today I'm going to be going over my picks for what you should be reading as a teenager/young adult (because that's what I am) So let's get started. The Hunger Games trilogy The first book(s) that I'm going to suggest is the Hunger Games trilogy. These are some really good pieces of apocalyptic/post-apocalyptic fiction that I highly recommend. Seeing as most people have probably seen the movies since the Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes prequel came out, (both the book and the more recent movie) I'm not going to bother explaining a synopsis. Just read the back cover of the first book, and you'll understand why I like it. Now I will say that the weakest book in the trilogy is the finale,  Mockingjay . I say this for multiple reasons. One is because of its length. It is about double...

Last night, as of writing this, I watched the musical  Little Shop of Horrors  at a high school in a nearby town. I am a huge fan of Little Shop , but had only seen the 1986 film, and even then, only the theatrical cut. So obviously, it was a little different from the source material. But, I enjoyed the play all the same. Spoilers ahead, this is a review post. So if you don't know what Little Shop  is about, I'll go over a brief plot synopsis. The play follows Seymour Krelborn, a young florist who works for Mr. Mushnik in Skid Row. He discovers a new type of plant, the Audrey II (named after his coworker and love interest Audrey), which depends on human blood and flesh to survive. The plant eventually begins to speak, and it convinces Seymour in a really awesome song to kill people to feed it. So he goes after Audrey's abusive boyfriend, the sadistic dentist Orin Scrivello. After Orin suffocates from taking in too much nitrous oxide, Seymour feeds him to Audrey II. After ...

I saw The Marvels last night. I'd rate the movie a solid 8/10. After sitting on it for a day, I think it definitely had some flaws, but it was still a very good movie. Spoilers ahead, because this is a review post. Firstly, I'd like to point out the obvious: this movie is a sequel to Captain Marvel. Which was a movie meant to set up a character that was supposed to play a big part in Avengers: Endgame . She was underutilized in that movie and was in it for about five minutes. I'm also pretty confident in saying that, excluding the Ms. Marvel  end credits scene, this is the first time we've seen Carol Danvers since Endgame . That movie came out almost five years ago . The Marvels  came out last week. Next point: Kamala Khan carried the film. I'm one of the few people who loved her show, mostly due to her. The actress, Iman Vellani, is amazing and I absolutely love her performance. It's clear that she cares about her character, and making her amazing. She's j...

This is the first post on The ZaxiBlog. My name is Zach, but if you're reading this first post then you probably already knew that because you probably know me from YouTube or another platform. I made this blog because my main passion is not what you would think it is. It's not YouTube. It's not  Minecraft. It's not even doing nothing. No, its writing. Writing is something I've always enjoyed. From the time I learned how to hold a pencil, I loved it. As soon as I learned how to type, I started writing on the computer. My first story that I ever wrote by myself was a play. If I remember correctly, it started off as some kind of fanfiction of a TV show I really liked at the time. Keep in mind, I was like five so it probably wasn't a good show. It then evolved into a more original story, but it had some kind of knock-off Power Rangers in it and it just didn't make any sense. Nowadays, I actually have published several stories on my Wattpad, and written a series...